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An Instruction Manual: Mike Vitale

2007 March 27
by Mike Vitale

I found this a few weeks ago on a bright red torn piece of paper tucked behind a dusty bookshelf I recently moved to the other side of my bedroom; enjoy:

I wish there was an instruction manual to life
Even though I’m a boy, I’d probably use it
Step 32 might lend a clue to the frown on your face
and the sudden, “Fuck you.”

But nothing’s ever as easy as we thought it would be
Besides, instruction manuals are written by human beings

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