I pity the foo'

So, I think I’m going to start wearing more gold chains (at the moment, I wear 0)… I really think gold necklaces with big gold pendants dangling off them that say things like “Princess of Power” are in order. I’m pretty sure this will get my ass kicked. You know, I also want to start wearing those “power” armbands, you know, the kind that you see 57-year-old males wearing out at the golf course.

They’re supposed to channel energy because they’re IONIZED…. yeah, I think I need seven of those on my left wrist… basically, expect me to look like Mr. T tonight at the show.

NOTE:

For those of you who do not know what Mr. T looks like

That certainly isn’t him on the left BUT he DOES have the appropriate amount of gold chainage on in order to LOOK like Mr. T…

… and if you think any of this is silly

“I PITY THE FOO”

Keep’n’ it real with the gold,

Mike