Plunger/Pioneered
2011 October 7
My plunger pioneered a nearly overflowing toilet today in the name of everything clogged and disgusting. To me, at that very moment, it was like getting a man on the moon and putting up a flag, or like sailing around South America for the first time and accidentally running into an island that no one knew was there except for its inhabitants—and within the confines of that plunger’s unwavering stance in murky water, and for those who witnessed its proud suction and commitment to the task at hand, may the sun never set on its crappy little empire next to the toilet bowl.
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