Don't let the title fool you. This post has nothing to do with my Periscope live stream schedule for the next three days:
Friday July 27th 2018 - Parker's Lighthouse in Long Beach - 6pm to 9pm
Saturday July 28th 2018 - Lil' Simmzy's in El Segundo - 5:30pm to 8:30pm
Sunday July 29th 2018 - Sol Cocina in Newport Beach - 12pm to 3pm.
Nope. Let's talk about me doing pushups.
That's right. I do pushups. Now you may be asking yourself, self, why is Mike doing pushups? It's a valid question—and there could be a lot of answers—like, maybe I'm training to become a male cat model for cat food commercials. Sure, I might not be attractive enough for human consumption, but—I think I have what it takes to really dominate the cat market in food commercials. I'm gonna have the physique (working on it). I mean, come on. Look at this pushup regimen:
Monday - Lots of pushups
Tuesday - Lots of pushups
Wednesday - even more pushups
I hate the taste of cat food, but I'll get used to it.
Glue some whiskers on my face and I'll curl up on your lap.