Long Beach Show on November 21st 2019 at The Federal Bar
Psst. I'm playing a show in Long Beach in the year of our Lord, 2019. This just happened. You're the first to know (okay, really you were the second—my PATREON backers were first). I'm excited!
It'll be free. We ARE going to ask for donations as my friend Leanna is in town on tour from Bali playing with her new music duo Bullet and Cass; we'll just be passing around a jar—you don't have to contribute if you can't.
My Long Beach friend and national treasure, Taylor Crawford set up this wonderful event for us at a very cool speak easy type room in The Federal Bar in downtown Long Beach called The Parlour Room. It will be a listening audience and I would love to have all my Long Beach friends there if ye be willing to attend.
In addition, I will try to get my compatriot in crime and all things good music, Tom Bremer, to join me on acoustic guitfiddle that night.
The Lineup:
Taylor Crawford - 8pm
Bullet and Cass - 9pm
Mike Vitale - 10pm
Like I bu beba say ba—it's a free show. Invite some friends. I promise to speak better English, and play some mediocre music. Never mind. I'll speak poorly and play some fucking great music. Sound good? I guess we'll find out, together, on November 21st. As you can see by that last sentence, I just RSVP'd you. Does that mean you’re not coming now? Don’t be mad. I was just foolin’ ‘bout.
A One Dollar Bill
I acquired a one-dollar bill the other day. Well, sort of.
To be anal retentive (precise—however you want to boil it down) it was three-quarters of a dollar bill.
What the hell happened to it? I don't know... but now I have it.
No worries, I have some laundry to do; I’ll just use it to purchase some quarters, and there you go: problem solved.
Wait a second—this is a problem. How does that work? Is that three-quarters of a dollar bill still worth one dollar? What's the mysteriously missing one quarter worth?
I mean, if you want to get down to brass tacks: neither side of this torn bill of currency, is worth a damn thing. A fresh, unused one dollar bill is worth nothing. It's a fancy piece of cotton and paper that represents currency backed up by gold (which unfortunately isn’t the case, either, now; gold no longer backs up our currency). Money, or currency if you prefer, is the largest mutual make-believe game that we, as adults, play on a daily basis. We pretend money is worth something, with each other... and quite frankly, we really go balls deep when it comes to how hard we play this game, and how deeply we subscribe to this notion—so much so, that it’s no longer a game. As a continued thought experiment, how many of you would do this with a large pile of money?
I wouldn't.
We are born and raised into a society that plays make believe about a lot of things. Off the top of my head, land property is another, but we can save that for another day. Let's just all agree that money is fictitious—or not. I’d prefer you decide that on your own. Either way though, currency is used as a representation of natural resource, which by extension, is rare, and is henceforth, valuable.
But we all don't know whether or not we like to pretend about this. We just do.
We buy things with it. I mean, here I am with three-quarters of a dollar bill, at a quarter machine at the laundromat, trying to buy four quarters with three quarters of a dollar bill—and you know what? The machine is not fooled. It won't take the three-quarter dollar bill. It just keeps spitting it back out at me. I don't blame the machine. It has one job, and it does it well.
I realize that I am left with few recourse, and that perhaps I must do what was done before, if I were to continue the journey of this three-quarter dollar bill: I must give it to someone else. Whether it be used as tender in a transaction, or by simply giving the partial bill of tender as a gift to someone else. I mean, I could burn it, but that sounds silly for some reason.
So I do the former. I move its journey forward throughout the world. I am no longer concerned with the ramifications mentioned previously, or all the over-thinking I just did moments ago (as much fun as that is for me—deeply and truly). Instead, my curiosity lingers on where it will end up next, and where it has been. All the people it has touched. How it came to be as it is. Where it will go. How it will be used. Sure, it's not a complete one dollar bill. Maybe it's the perfect representation of me, or you: a human being.
Incomplete.
Worth something.
Just moving our way through the world the best we can.
Touching as many people as we can.
Trying to be helpful.
Until we are of no further use.
Perhaps we are all three-quarters of a dollar bill.
And our worth? It's left to our own imagination.
- Mike
Happiness and Vacuum Cleaners
Vacuum cleaners: How can you not like them? They're even spelled in a sexy way. Two "u"'s! Why? Who cares? It's just boss that it has two u's in the name: one for you and one for me.
I'll tell you what, I like them even more once I got a cat. Aside from waking me up at 6am in the morning for no good reason (playing with my face)—her second favorite thing to do is litter my floor, furniture, curtains, ceiling (not sure how that works), couch, studio desk, with her hair.
Yes, I brush her. It doesn't help.
I am as excited about this vacuum cleaner, as I was about receiving Optimus Prime for Christmas from my parents when I was seven years old. It's even red like Optimums Prime. Can't you see the resemblance? It's uncanny (use you imagination; the picture is in black and white, people).
For what Optimus Prime lacks in suck, this vacuum cleaner makes up for. It's a Dirt Devil. It's got Reach, and not just by manufacturer name. It could play pro ball, but doesn't want to because it's an inanimate object—that is unless I'm pushing it around, ridding my floor of the bane of my existence: cat hair. It reaches under my couch (sort of).
It has attachments.
It has wheels, just like Optimus. It's fucking cool. That's what I'm trying to say.
Okay, yeah I know. I'm officially old. I am excited about a vacuum cleaner. More to the point, I'm excited that my socks are not riddled with feline reminders of her hard work and effort spreading herself about the house. It's a full-time job for my cat.
My other option was to shave my cat, but that would be ridiculous... or would it?
Stay tuned.
- Mike
Mike Vitale live at Sonny McLeans in Santa Monica, CA.
Who is Mike Vitale?
Isn’t that the question? Well, it’s a question—like who is John Galt?… no Ayn Rand fans here? If you’re interested in answering that query (the first one)—I’m holding my breathe by the way.
Visit my “about me” page through the navigation window for this website, or by clicking this link down yonder—so that I can get some of that sweet sweet oxygen to my noggin before it’s starved of sustenance, and I become more amusing if not by shear brain-dead ignorance:
"Latchkey Kid" is live on the NPR website for #tinydeskcontest
We did it!
We’re up to play the CMC Farmer’s Market in downtown LA this morning, AND we’re on NPR Music’s website:
Re-Uploading "Latchkey Kid" for NPR's TINY DESK CONCERT SERIES
Hey Everyone,
So, quickly: I had to resubmit my video for the Tiny Desk Concert Series because I upload it a few days before the March 12th start date, and they said that would disqualify the video.
At any rate, if you could give the video some love, that would be greatly appreciated. I had 31 likes on the last upload and a lot of comments and that was really neat, but I lost all that positivity because I have re-upload the video. Here is what NPR wrote me today. It was very nice of them to do this, and to not just disqualify the video I submitted:
Hi there,
My name is Marissa, and I work on the Tiny Desk Contest. I wanted to get in touch about a small problem we had with your Tiny Desk Contest entry.
While your video did follow most of our Official Rules – being under 10 minutes, showing an original song, featuring a desk (thanks!) – it looks like it didn’t meet one requirement for eligibility: being uploaded to YouTube after March 12, 2019.
The reason we have this “After March 12” rule is to make sure that people are sending us videos that are made specifically for this Contest – to ensure that, we check that videos were uploaded after we announced this year’s Contest.
However, I know that we hinted at the Contest coming back for 2019 a couple times on our site, in our newsletter and on social media over the past few months – and I’d like to give you the benefit of the doubt and imagine that you filmed and uploaded your video in anticipation of the official announcement. If that’s the case, and you’d still like your video to be considered for the 2019 Contest, please consider re-uploading your video and resubmitting. Otherwise, we’ll have to consider your entry ineligible. Please note that we don’t usually allow this kind of resubmission – but this feels like a special situation.
Let me know if you have any questions or any problems with submitting.
Best, Marissa & the Tiny Desk Contest team
At any rate, that link above is for the brand new upload I just did. I would be honored to have you show it some love if you have the inclination of the time! It would mean a lot to me.
Hope you all are having a great day!
Mike
Running Away From Home
I think I wrote this song in 2015 or so. It’s a story about running away from home in second grade because I wanted to be a werewolf after watching Teen Wolf starring Michael J Fox. I invited my friend Brandon Kite to join me at 4am in the morning. We made it all the way to the outskirts of Visalia before we were picked up a by a Police officer. I was trying to head to Sequoia National Park because I was under the impression there were wolves there, and if I were to drink the water from a wolves’ footprint, it would turn me into a werewolf (that was info from a Scholastic Magazine).
For the record, I tried drinking the water from a dog’s footprint, first: didn’t work. At any rate, this was my Christmas gift to my mom and dad, because I never bothered explaining this story to them, when I was brought back home by the police. Not their fault. Some kids want red fire trucks. I wanted to be a werewolf (or an astronaut... or a park ranger); what can I say? This is available to watch in my IGTV and you can find on Youtube as well. There is a link in my profile for the song with my friends Frank, Tom, and Brad playing on it. I used this song to raise a little bit of money for the Michael J Fox Parkinson’s research foundation.
Running Away From Home
Words and Music: Mike Vitale
watching the movie Teen Wolf put the notion in my head
that being human's boring and I'd rather be a werewolf instead
but knowing getting bit by one could be a difficult proposition
I reckoned that the wilderness would improve this disposition
so we lit out at dawn for the mountains in the distance
my best friend Brandon along in tow no doubt from my insistence
1985 was the year of our independence
two empty seats in a second grade class while the teachers calling attendance
but there's no need to worry
I've got everything I need
a sandwich and a blanket
and the will to succeed
I'm heading towards the hills
where all the lone wolves roam
so long momma, I'm running away from home
in order to ensure a proper werewolf transformation
my days before departure were spent researching Scholastic publication
and according to my sources folklore lent it several options
all of which I applied myself to their immediate adoption
one of which involved drinking water from a werewolf footprint
but since that wasn't handy I felt a dog's would be sufficient
and when the full-moon changing never came I was left with one volition
to pursue a pack of wolves to bring my dreams into fruition
but there's no need to worry
I've got everything I need
I would have asked for your approval
but I knew you'd never agree
I'm heading towards the hills
where all the lone wolves roam
so long momma, I'm running away from home
and getting to the foothills would be a days worth of travel
but getting spotted by adults would make my well-laid plans unravel
and knowing we wouldn't make it far walking streets in broad daylight
we walked the inner parts of canals to keep us out of sight
the sun was near to setting and my plan was sitting pretty
Brandon and I had one street left to reach the outskirts of the city
yet one small problem remained and left Brandon and I debating
the portal that would lead us beneath the street was covered by metal grating
but there's no need to worry
we've got everything we need
we can climb this chainlink fence
and then you and I will be home free
we're heading towards the hills
where all the lone wolves roam
so long momma, I'm running away from home
and just as we reached the top of the fence a squad car changed the setting
the officer rolled down his window and asked where we were heading
we pointed towards the mountains and he got a twinkle in his eye
he said, "man, that's a long ways away boys, hop in, I'll give you a ride."
but there's no need to worry
I've got everything I need
a sandwich and a blanket
and the will to succeed
I'm heading towards the hills
where all the lone wolves roam
so long momma, I'm running away from home
Latchkey Kid (Live at Studio 333) PREVIEW and RELEASE SHOW TOMORROW!
I’m very excited to be releasing a new live video next week on all my social media: Youtube, Facebook, and so forth. Here is a sample of it. It’s a song off of my self titled EP from 2014, called “Latchkey Kid.” We tracked this song live at Studio 333 in Cerritos, CA on January 17th 2019. It features Frank Reina on drums, Tom Bremer on guitar, and Paul Jones on bass. We are going to be celebrating the release of this video tomorrow night (FEB 27th 2019) in Long Beach at The Wine Bar on Ocean Ave. if you feel like coming out to support; music starts at 7pm. There is no cover; it’s a free show. I’m honored to have my friends Alyssandra Nighswonger, Honest Horse and Taylor Crawford joining me to share their beautiful music. We would be stoked to have you there, and I would adore the opportunity to see some friends in the area if it’s in the cards. Thank you to Monika Lightstone for making this video with me. You are amazing and I am thankful to have you as a friend. Thanks to Ryan Lipman for the lovely mix.
Upcoming February Shows in Southern California
I do graphic design—very poorly. Here are two flyers I made, advertising two shows I am playing this month.
This one is for a show in Los Angeles next week on Thursday February 21st 2019 on the western hemisphere of Earth.
This is the part of this post where I continue to regurgitate information off of this flyer.
Show starts at 8pm. No cover.
Lot 1 Cafe
1533 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles CA
Playing some muzak I wrote with Marcus Von Rittberg and Daniel Blake. Coincidentally, they will be doing the exact same thing
And then there’s this show on Wednesday February 27th 2019. This one I am playing with a band. A really great band. Frank Reina on drums. Tom Bremer on guitar. Paul Jones on bass.
It’s going to be in Long Beach, which just so happens to be in the same hemisphere as Los Angeles, on planet Earth.
We’ll be playing at The Wine Bar. It’s a bar. They serve wine there. They also host a lot of original music. It’s a great hang. You should swing by if you feel obliged to. No cover.
I’ll be joined by Honest Horse, Alyssandra Nighswonger, and Taylor Crawford, who are all so lovely and so talented, and I’m very thankful to have them playing.
We would be stoked to have you. Music starts at 7pm. The band and I go on at 9pm.
Honesty
Honesty: now that is an interesting subject. I have a line in a song I wrote that says this: "Truth be told, everyone tells a lie—and honesty can be delicately laid"—and I do believe that.
Whether I like it or not, I am an extremely honest person when it comes to how I display my feelings. I had a girlfriend once who told me that I wear my emotions on my sleeve—and I think she's right; I don't hide my feelings well. However, I have learned over the years that people respond to honesty in a variety of ways, most of which, are not always favorable. It's like ping pong. Let me explain.
I've spent a fair amount of time volleying honesty in a game of table tennis with friends, family, and acquaintances. I would try lobbing the ball over the net in order to give them the opportunity to play nicely as well, only to be returned with a hit to the chest from the thrust of a one thousand pound gorilla.
I've also had people key into my extension of goodwill, and return the ball with an equal amount of intensity in order to keep the conversation moving. There have been times when I have been the show-off, serving like an Olympic competitor, only to be remember afterwards that the person on the other side of the table is a little boy or girl who is barely learning to hold the mallet (let us not be mistaken though, little ones can still thrust a mean serve with little to no effort exerted).
And on and on and on I go through the various permutations of opportunities, successes, and losses at the hands of how either I or the other person at the end of the net, start the game.
Most often, I push the ping pong table against the wall and try to play. Regardless of how hard I serve, or how softly I nudge the ball forward to start the game, it rarely makes it back over the net, because invariably, I am keeping my honesty to myself—and there is no forward momentum to life and learning under those circumstances.
However, what I have had a great deal of success with is removing the net, folding the ping pong table in half to create a 90 degree angle, and playing at whatever intensity I feel fit: after all, being honest with yourself makes all the difference in the world.
The Incredible Shrinking Brain (Acoustic)
This song has been proven popular amongst strangers. Maybe you’ll like it? Are you a stranger? I don’t want your candy. No, I’m not going to hop in your car with you. This is called The Incredible Shrinking Brain:
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THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING BRAIN
words and music by Mike Vitale
I feel like a mime with a painted on sad face touching an invisible wall
And it’s a crime I can’t see this behind my shit talk fueled by jealousy and alcohol
Sure, I’m overly critical, but by now I should know better
Maybe I’m just too hard on myself and it doesn't really matter
The longer I live the less I know for sure
When I was a younger man my certainty was premature
There’s all these abstract explanations I could conjure up in vain
But I’m the man with the incredible shrinking brain
Do you feel like an actor dressed up in black face?
We’re really just canaries in a coal mine
Carried out the shaft like a suitcase, soot trace, smeared across our face and brow
War on race, preference, sex, and creed are indelible
and noxious as the fumes
And right before we lose our consciousness
collective conscience looms
The longer we live the less we know for sure
When we were a younger brood our certainty was premature
There’s all these abstract explanations I could conjure up in vain
But we’re people with incredible shrinking brains
Create the fertile furrows from a farmer’s plough
Two fathoms deep shouted across the bow
"Anger and hatred are caustic to the vessel in which its stored,
Far more than to anything on which its poured."
The longer we live the less we know for sure
When we were a younger brood our certainty was premature
There’s all these abstract explanations we could conjure up in vain
But we’re people with incredible shrinking brains
Fool For You (Live at Hotel Cafe)
Here is me performing a song I wrote live at Hotel Cafe in West Hollywood, Los Angeles, CA. My friend Monika Lightstone found this on her hard drive the other day, and shared—I thought I would follow suit.
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FOOL FOR YOU
words and music by Mike Vitale
the touch of your skin against mine
was flawless and supine
as I read your story in braille
my resolve was as frail
as that tall tale that lingered from my tongue
now I'm all twisted up
like a towel that's been wrung
maybe it's the conversation we had in bed
maybe i just want to see your eyes roll back in your head
maybe you're a drag from a stranger's cigarette
but once i've got you on my lips
you're hard to forget
and now that you've got me where you want
you're moving from hot to cool
and now that you've got me where you want
woman, i'm a fool for you
feeling your chest heave
as you're lying there asleep
now I'm bating every breath
so that the moment isn't cheap
are you resolved to entail
a large sail to guide me away
on some nautical course
that perhaps I'd rather stay
maybe you're just playing hard to get
or perhaps you just want me to forget
maybe I'm a marionette on strings
trying to measure your depth beyond anatomy
and now that you've got me where you want
you're moving from hot to cool
and now that you've got me where you want
woman, i'm a fool for you
and now that you've got me where you want
you're moving from hot to cool
and now that you've got me where you want
woman, i'm a fool for you
Fred Smoot
In all honesty, today has been a bit of a rough day for me. I just got done playing a memorial service for this man.
Fred Smoot
His name is Fred Smoot.
He was a standup comedian and a photographer. He was part of the associated press that took many of the photos you may have seen regarding Vietnam, specifically the Tet Offensive.
However, Fred would have preferred to have been remembered as a standup comedian—and that he was. He was a guest on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson seven times; this was a drop in the bucket compared to all the other notable appearances he made as an entertainer on numerour late night and daytime television programs in the 1960’s and 1970’s. He shared the stage with many, including: Johnny Carson, Neil Diamond, Merv Griffin, Steve Allen, The Everly Brothers, Count Basie, Paul McCartney's WINGS, Bob Dylan, Linda Ronstadt, Olivia Newton John, Ella Fitzgerald, Chicago, Fleetwood Mac, Dave Brubeck Quartet, Gordon Lightfoot, 5th Dimension, Count Basie and his Band, Mamas & the Papas, Mac Davis, Bobby Darin, and Trini Lopez.
I listened to all of his friends recounting stories regarding his life and all the joy and laughter he brought to them; it was palpable—if not contagious. We can all be so lucky, to be remembered so fondly, and to be the one bringing the joy and smiles to others.
One of his friends stated that there is a star in the sky that she chose for him. She has named the star after him. Ironically, that star is in the Canis Minor Constellation (this was not a conscious decision). It’s a small constellation in the northern celestial hemisphere, and it’s name means the lesser dog, or the more specific title, the underdog.
Fred died as a rich and wealthy man. While he was not someone who possessed a large monetary fortune—I mean, he lived in spare bedrooms from the kindness of others, he ate the food that friends provided to him, and lived in his car with no possessions—he was a billionaire in terms of the friendships and laughter he brought to everyone in that room today. I could feel it, and I cried—and I have never met him in person.
Fred had dementia. Quite literally, he was a man with a shrinking brain. For those of you that may wonder, yes, “The Incredible Shrinking Brain” was partially inspired by Fred—however he deserves his own song—I’m working on it.
In the meanwhile, Fred, this poem is for you. It is by one of my favorite poets, Robert Frost:
Canis Major
The great Overdog
That heavenly beast
With a star in one eye
Gives a leap in the east.
He dances upright
All the way to the west
And never once drops
On his forefeet to rest.
I'm a poor underdog,
But to-night I will bark
With the great Overdog
That romps through the dark.
You brought everyone in your life so much joy and laughter, Fred—and to me, you brought tears, and for this, I thank you. God bless you. You are loved.
WHO IS MIKE VITALE?
I am a storyteller, singer, songwriter, music producer, traveling musician, Jungian dream analyst, all-around curious fellow (Spiritual, Mathematical Historical, Scientific), Taoist, and much much more, based out of Los Angeles, California. I’m constantly releasing new music, in all sorts of different genres. You can listen to me below, on Spotify:
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No Vacancy (Live at Monika Lightstone Studios)
Here is the second of a series of videos made with the sole purpose of people watching them (go figure). We shall call this series, “Capture and Release.” Monika and I are big game hunters, who will never pull the trigger, except when it comes to releasing music.
This is a song I wrote called No Vacancy. If you happen to like this song, you can listen to the full band arrangement on your favorite streaming service of choice, by clicking this right heya: http://smarturl.it/tx0xoc
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NO VACANCY
words and music by me
Dancing with a lover on a dead-end street
Stepping on toes with my two left feet
I fell asleep under a vacancy sign
The no was burned out but then she changed the lights
A foggy walk alone on a new moon night
She disappeared altogether when I closed my eyes
The street lights flicker on and off, on and off, on and off like her emotion
Until I find I'm off the deep end of an abstract notion
I forgot the melody a caged bird sings
The door's wide open but I've got clipped wings
The seed went sour in the dying light
So I'll sing for my supper 'til the water runs dry
The quick hide hid under a broken nail
The Essex split in two over an angry whale
There were rumors of cannibals living on the island nearby
So the survivors took the opposite course and ate each other when the truth was in short supply
I forgot the melody a caged bird sings
The door's wide open but I've got clipped wings
The seed went sour in the dying light
So I'll sing for my supper 'til the water runs dry
Parallel lines in the wilderness
Train tracks broken by a small recess
And as the casualties are listed by a talking head
She limits the emotion behind words she read
I forgot the melody a caged bird sings
The door's wide open but I've got clipped wings
The seed went sour in the dying light
So I'll sing for my supper 'til the water runs dry
I forgot the melody a caged bird sings
The door's wide open but I've got clipped wings
The seed went sour in the dying light
So I'll sing for my supper 'til the water runs dry
Time Machine (Live at Monika Lightstone Studios)
This is a song that I wrote about how human beings are all organic time machines, whether in regards to our ever diminishing cell division as we age, our ability to reference memories and experience them again at will, or a vivid imagination that allows us to think into the future—and write songs that make reference to all my favorite science fictions, growing up. This is also about my family, and growing up in Visalia, CA. Lyrics are listed below if you like words. I like words.
Video and Audio captured and then released back into the wild by Monika Lightstone.
Audio Mix by Mike Vitale.
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TIME MACHINE
words and music by Mike Vitale
cogs and wheels that spin and spark
driving alone on a highway in the dark
steampunk brain, this lone machine
behind my random access memory
I've got Legos sprawled all across my floor
My brothers and I are going to war
force fields furnish the perfect protection
for a space ship powered by our predilection
I'm a time machine
I am senescence
a dinosaur book
adolescence
A onesie sleep
on my parents couch
loving me to bed
with caring slouch
cogs and wheels connect with the power train
playing with my r/c car in the rain
I'm behind the wheel of my own creation
an 88 mile an hour rumination
I'm a time machine
I am senescence
a dinosaur book
adolescence
A onesie sleep
on my parents couch
loving me to bed
with caring slouch
I jump like Indiana Jones down a flight of stairs
Avoided hot lava on the kitchen chairs
I saved the whole world from a fierce invasion
I'm an observer in a widening age dilation
I'm a time machine
I am senescence
a dinosaur book
adolescence
A onesie sleep
on my parents couch
loving me to bed
with caring slouch
I'm a time machine
I am senescence
a dinosaur book
adolescence
A onesie sleep
on my parents couch
loving me to bed
with caring slouch
Thank you to everyone supporting on Patreon. Special thanks to Fernando Gallegos and Amy Armitage.
Photo Courtesy of Monika Lightstone
The Incredible Work in Progress
So, I am planning on producing a song for you, right before your ears—slight of hand—if you’re into that.
The song is called “The Incredible Shrinking Brain.” This one in particular has been very fun to make, because I have been writing everything at the same time: the chords, lyrics, drums, guitars, bass, synth, etc. As of tonight, I was just trying to add more production to it, because there were holes in the tune, and I had panned the instrument arrangement and panning in the previous mix, in order to make room for another electric guitar track—however, I decided to abandon that idea altogether in favor of more synthesizers.
Here is a link to listen to the latest iteration of the tune. I added synths to the second and third chorus, cleaned up the tambourine with a gate, rewrote the bass line to fit the kick pattern in the bridge, and adjusted the panning, as I mentioned previously, in order to improve the stereo field. I also did some more fine tuning on EQ.
Trust me, it needs more work. I had a few hours to toss at it today while consulting the advice of a few beers.
Please keep in mind that this is a private link, so this is the only way to get to this song, aside from some links I’ve posted on social med
It would be lovely to hear what you think.
Happy Sunday and please, have a wonderful Martin Luther King Jr. holiday. God bless that man for what he did. This song is in honor of his spirit, and towards the many others who have reshaped human thinking towards a more compassionate and empathic state of being, as it pertains to humans and animals alike.
My First Music Placement and Homelessness
Hopefully, this is something that I won’t forget. It took me 39 years, but I finally had a piece of music picked for use in either a tv show, or a movie (forgive me for not knowing which it is). It’s an independent production called “House Broken.”
From what I am told, they are in the post production side of things, but I have been paid a synchronization fee for the song, so, it’s a done deal in terms of their interest in using the tune. They are pitching it to festivals and networks as soon as they complete the project.
Naturally, my hope is that anyone who works hard on their creative project, finds success with it.
It’s a project that deals with the subject of homelessness. The main character is based off of a real life person by the name of Fred Smoot. Fred was a stand up comedian in the 70’s who found success in his career and made several appearances on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. This was a big deal for standup comedians in the 70’s.
Later in life, Fred developed dementia and eventually became homeless, living out of his car with his dog. He became a man of few possessions. Literally, he had a trophy, his car, and his puppy.
Fred’s circumstances are far from unusual. A friend of mine and I were watching a documentary called “Lost Angels: Skid Row is My Home” that came out in 2010, regarding Skid Row and it’s homeless population. Many of the people that call downtown LA their home, have preexisting mental conditions—Manic Depression, Schizophrenia, and dementia being several of many.
“House Broken” will be a project that addresses the homeless crisis we see here in Southern California. I see it in my own neighborhood of Eagle Rock. If you are a Los Angeles or Orange County resident, I am sure you do as well.
The song that is being used is my most recent. It’s called “The Incredible Shrinking Brain.”
Here is a private link to check it out if you feel so inclined:
The Incredible Shrinking Brain
words and music by Mike Vitale
I feel like a mime with a painted on sad face touching an invisible wall
And it’s a crime I can’t see this behind my shit talk fueled by jealousy and alcohol
Sure, I’m overly critical, but by now I should know better
Maybe I’m just too hard on myself and it doesn’t really matter
The longer I live the less I know for sure
When I was a younger man my certainty was premature
There’s all these abstract explanations I could conjure up in vain
But I’m the man with the incredible shrinking brain
Do you feel like an actor dressed up in black face
We’re really just canaries in a coal mine
Carried out the shaft like a suitcase, soot trace, smeared across our face and brow
The war on race, preference, sex, and creed are indelible
and noxious as the fumes
And right before we lose our consciousness collective conscience looms
The longer we live the less we know for sure
When we were a younger brood our certainty was premature
There’s all these explanations we could conjure up in vain
But we’re people with incredible shrinking brains
Our incredible shrinking brains
Create the fertile furrows from a farmer’s plough
“Two fathoms deep” shouted across the bow
“Anger and hatred are caustic to the vessel in which it’s stored
Far more than to anything on which its poured”
The longer we live the less we know for sure
When we were a younger brood our certainty was premature
There’s all these abstract explanations we could conjure up in vain
But we’re people with incredible shrinking brain
We’re people with incredible shrinking brains
Latchkey Kid (Live at Studio 333)
The reason I started a Patreon page, no joke, was to start doing more things like this. Live videos and live recordings.
Naturally, it's a budget thing.
This video, recorded live on Thursday January 17th 2019, is going to look and sound amazing. Why is that important to me? Because I am trying to land some festival gigs. Playing festivals is a great way to make some new fans, and I can get the band booked if I have videos that look and sound great, like this one:
So, that's what I'm doing. I'm planning on trying to make several more videos like this one. "Latchkey Kid (Live at Studio 333)" is the second of many, hopefully. I need a few up beat songs as well as a mid tempo tune like "Fool For You" to pitch us as a well-rounded act to these festivals.
Paul Jones, Tom Bremer, and Frank Reina at Studio 333 in Cerritos, CA. (pictured from left to right)
I was speaking with one of my friend's who is nearly the same age as me. She is suddenly gaining a great deal of success as a songwriter. She mentioned that the reason this is, outside of the music being good, is to have a team of people around her, that are good at what they do.
This is what I am trying to build on right now. YOU are part of that team also, if you want to be: https://www.patreon.com/mikevitalemusic
Mike Vitale performing Latchkey Kid at Studio 333 in Cerritos, CA.
Monika Lightstone is part of this team. She is the one shooting this video footage and all of this amazing photography.
Frank Reina, Tom Bremer, and Paul Jones are a part of this team. Studio 333 is a part of this team.
Frank Reina, Tom Bremer, Paul Jones, and Mike Vitale at Studio 333 in Cerritos, CA.
We make really beautiful things when we all work together. I'm hoping that this enthusiasm that I am feeling, is contagious. I hope that you feel it. It's momentum.
This momentum needs to grow in order for my music to reach ears, so I am working as diligently as I possibly can, to create a team, to nurture the project, and to watch this grow.
I am so very thankful to have you be a part of this team and for you to grow with all of us, should this be something you are interested in: To grow older, to grow better, to grow smarter, to grow emotionally.
You have my deep and sincere gratitude.
"Latchkey Kid (Live at Studio 333)" is being edited and is on the docket to be mixed here shortly.
I will have more to share with you soon.
- Mike
Mike Vitale in his natural habitat. Don’t feed the animals. Photo courtesy of Monika Lightstone.
Push the button
About two weeks ago, or so, my friend Monika Lightstone did a photography shoot with me in my neighborhood of Eagle Rock, in Los Angeles.
This is one of my favorite shots from that photoshoot.
It's about 4 blocks from where I live. It's one of those huge intersections where they have blinking crosswalk units to help people not get hit by cars in the dead of night. Monica was really digging the way the blinking crosswalk activity light (not pictured in this shot) looked above my head when I would push the crosswalk button (pictured in this shot). So, she kept having me push the button—repeatedly—non-stop.
Traffic would stop.
Traffic wouldn't see anyone crossing the street. They would just see some ass hat stooped in front of the botton (pictured above). They honked their horns.
I would push the button again, because Monika instructed me to do so.
More cars stop. More cars honk their horns—a few even lay into his/her horn like a New York City resident resolutely trying to get a point across: "HEY DICKHEAD, STOP PUSHING THE FUCKIN' BUTTON."
Monica asks me to push the button again.
I politely suggest that I don't push the button again, because it seems to be agitating the traffic around me. She tells me that she's trying to get a cool shot, and begs me to push the button one more time.
I push the button.
Maybe I really will do anything in the name of art (I really love this shot).
